Snowballs have been designed to make cooling convenient: anytime, anyplace. But give some thought to when your body temperature is the highest - after a workout, under the bed covers, coming out of the shower - and try to establish a routine that keeps you cool at the times you know you're hottest. This will decrease your daily average scrotal temperature as effectively as possible. Our patent-pending SnowWedges™ have undergone extensive testing with consulting doctors. They are designed with a central hinge that cleverly molds the SnowWedge™ around your body to reach maximum surface area and maximum cooling. Unlike normal icepacks, they won't get you wet, and you won't have to sit there holding ice for hours.A 3-pack of underwear and cooling-packs will set you back $55, but only if the Kickstarter campaign gets funded, which really depends on how many wanna-be-dads there are out there with flaming-hot nuts. Me? I spend 14-hours a day with a laptop's exhaust blowing on my crotch, so there's no way my sperm are any good. Fun fact: the last time I put a condom on it melted. Hit the jump for the Kickstarter video. Also, I hope you don't mind, but I put one of the cooling packs I found in your freezer in my drink.
Monday, March 11, 2013
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